Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

71. Why Were the Two Lawyers Arguing?

It’s their job. See also Lawyers.

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72. What Do You Call a Rock That Cooks?

Dwayne Johnson. See also Celebrities.

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73. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

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74. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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75. How Can You Tell if Someone’s Run a Marathon?

They’ll tell you.

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76. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Games.

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77. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

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78. What program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi. See also Star Wars.

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79. Bees?

Carrot.

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80. I like to tell Dad jokes… sometimes he laughs.

See also Dad Jokes.

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