Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

71. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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72. What is the Hardest Thing on Earth?

Paper wrist bands.

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73. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

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74. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?

Because doors aren't supposed to talk.

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75. What's Black, White, and Asian at the Same Time?

A panda.

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76. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

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77. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

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78. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

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79. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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80. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

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