Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
71. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?
Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.
Funny Anti-Jokes
72. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man
For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.
Funny Anti-Jokes
73. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny anti-joke?
Funny Anti-Jokes
77. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?
The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.
Funny Anti-Jokes
78. Two Fish Are in a Tank
One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
79. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?
Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.
Funny Anti-Jokes
80. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities
This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.