Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

71. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

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72. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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73. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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74. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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75. You Know What Makes Me Sad?

A lack of serotonin.

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76. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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77. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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78. Here's One for You: 1

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79. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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80. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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