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Funny Quotes

1. That's Preference, Man.

- My friend
Not funny? See also Ironic.

Added by cloelius on May 9, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. How Can You Tell if Someone’s Run a Marathon?

They’ll tell you.

Added by cloelius on May 1, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3. I Quit My Job at a Treadmill Factory

I just... really didn't feel like I was getting anywhere.

Added by cloelius on April 23, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

4. Super Why!

The perfect of example of why you don't want to be a big brain. I wonder how strong their necks have to be in order to hold those giant heads up... oh yeah. They don't have necks either.

Added by cloelius on April 23, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

5. If trees were sentient, they’d make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

See also Dark, Trees.

Added by cloelius on April 21, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

6. If Yoda Made Video Games, There Would be No Restart Button.

Do. Or do not. There is no try (again).

Added by cloelius on April 13, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. My Gorge Rises at That.

It's like saying "That's disgusting" but a hundred times more cool.

Added by cloelius on April 13, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. Cults

One definition is a group that practices mind control. Another definition is... no one really knows what a cult is. Makes you wonder why...

Added by cloelius on April 13, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Plant Hostas

Why didn't you plant rhubarb instead? It looks almost as good and it's edible. See also Gardening, Plants.

Added by cloelius on April 13, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Cleaning Dirt

Something to do after you’re done drying the water. See also Useless.

Added by cloelius on April 13, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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I like to play the piano, among other things.

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