cloelius's Entries
Funny Jobs
3. I Quit My Job at a Treadmill Factory
I just... really didn't feel like I was getting anywhere.
Funny TV Shows
4. Super Why!
The perfect of example of why you don't want to be a big brain. I wonder how strong their necks have to be in order to hold those giant heads up... oh yeah. They don't have necks either.
Funny Observations
5. If trees were sentient, they’d make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Funny Observations
6. If Yoda Made Video Games, There Would be No Restart Button.
Do. Or do not. There is no try (again).
Funny Sayings
7. My Gorge Rises at That.
It's like saying "That's disgusting" but a hundred times more cool.
Funny Things
8. Cults
One definition is a group that practices mind control. Another definition is... no one really knows what a cult is. Makes you wonder why...
Funny Things to Do
9. Plant Hostas
Why didn't you plant rhubarb instead? It looks almost as good and it's edible. See also Gardening, Plants.
Funny Things to Do
10. Cleaning Dirt
Something to do after you’re done drying the water. See also Useless.