Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Default Juice

Also known as water. See also Water.

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2. TV Static

Also know as mineral water. See also Water.

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3. Feeding the Toilet

Also known as going to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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4. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

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5. Emotional Support Juice

Also known as wine. See also Alcohol, Wine.

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6. Lung Food

Also known as air.

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7. The Floor is Lava, But Sad

Also known as Monday morning.

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8. Meet Your Maker

Also known as giving your mom a visit. See also Death, Parents.

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9. Angry Water

Also known as Soda.

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10. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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