Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Emo Butterflies

Also known as moths.

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2. Nature’s Toilet Paper

Also known as leaves. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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3. Passed Away

Bro, just say someone died. See also Death.

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4. Scare Car

An empty police car. See also Cars, Police.

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5. Boneyard

Also known as a graveyard.

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6. Long-Sleeved Pants

Any pants below knee level. See also Pants.

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7. The Only Mean Canadians

Also known as geese. See also Birds, Canadian.

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8. Sea Criminal

Also known as a dolphin. See also Dolphins.

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9. Finger Knees

Also known as knuckles. See also Body.

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10. Reverse Tooth Fairy

Also known as the dentist. See also Dentist.

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