Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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2. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

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3. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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4. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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5. Listening Things

Also known as ears. See also Body.

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6. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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7. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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8. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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9. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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10. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail

Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.

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