Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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2. Permanent Got-Your-Nose

Also known as Voldemort. See also Harry Potter.

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3. Land Carpet

Also known as grass.

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4. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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5. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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6. Dry Ducks

Also known as chickens. See also Birds.

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7. Night Night Permanent

Also known as death. See also Death.

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8. Head Shoe

Also known as a hat. See also Hats.

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9. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

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10. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

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