Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Evil Duck

Also known as a swan. See also Birds.

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2. Cobra Chicken

Also known as a goose. See also Birds.

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3. Chicken of the Cave

Other people prefer the shorter name, bats.

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4. Soupy Scoopy

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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5. Person Pocket

Also known as a bed. See also Furniture.

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6. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

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7. Sea Catsnake

Otherwise known as an otter.

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8. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

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9. Ocean Sauce

Also known as water. See also Water.

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10. Fluffy Bag of Spaghetti

What a cat turns into when you try to pick it up. See also Cats.

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