Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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2. Tactical Retreat

It's like running away, but manlier. See also Military.

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3. Lickie Stickie

Also known as a stamp.

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4. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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5. An Orange's Pants

Also known as the peel. See also Fruits.

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6. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

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7. Water Hungry

Also known as thirsty.

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8. Stabby Grabby

Also known as a fork. See also Silverware.

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9. Swingy Wall

Also known as a door.

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10. Swirly Nail

Also known as a screw.

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