Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Fluffy Bag of Spaghetti

What a cat turns into when you try to pick it up. See also Cats.

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2. Sky Turkeys

Normies call them geese. See also Birds.

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3. Armkle

Also known as a wrist. See also Body.

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4. Hairy Loaf

Also known as a cat. See also Cats.

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5. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

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6. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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7. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

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8. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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9. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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10. Listening Things

Also known as ears. See also Body.

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