Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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2. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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3. Bed Thirsty

Also known as being tired.

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4. Emo Glitter

Also known as dust.

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5. Lowercase Chair

Also known as a stool. See also Furniture.

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6. Legume Jam

Also known as peanut butter.

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7. Disrelished Mortal

Also known as someone you don’t like.

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8. Cup on Steroids

Also known as a mug.

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9. Wooden Onsie

Also known as a coffin. See also Death.

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10. Tall, Grande, and Venti Violin

Also known as a viola, cello, and double bass.

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