Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Anticeiling

Also known as the floor.

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2. Dirt Noodle

Also known as an earth worm.

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3. Sky Juice

Also known as rain. See also Weather.

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4. Stretch Leopards

Also known as giraffes.

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5. Bath Blanket

Also known as a shower curtain.

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6. Fart Squirrel

Also known as a skunk.

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7. Rope Pretzel

Also known as a knot.

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8. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

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9. Tiny Arms

Also known as fingers. See also Body.

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10. Butt Table

Also known as a chair. See also Furniture, Sophomoric.

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