Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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2. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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3. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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4. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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5. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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6. Building a Log Cabin

Also known as pooping. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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7. Divorced Scissors

Also known as a knife. See also Cutlery.

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8. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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9. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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10. Bed Thirsty

Also known as being tired.

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