Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

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2. Booger Blankets

Also known as tissues.

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3. Earth Sauce

Also known as lava.

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4. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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5. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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6. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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7. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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8. Hairy Nope Nope

Also known as a spider. See also Spiders.

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9. Man Glitter

Also known as sawdust.

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10. Feet Pajamas

Also know as slippers.

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