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Funny Euphemisms

1. Water Pig

Non- intellectuals call them Hippos

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Fast Cows

Traditionally called horses

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Funny Quotes

5. I like to call them Sleepy Darts.”

Me and my weird vocabulary calling tranquilizer darts ‘sleepy darts’

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Funny Quotes

6. “Shut Up or I’ll Eat a Brightly Colored Napkin”

My friend’s sister telling my friend to shut up.

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Funny Quotes

7. “I Can’t Hear You, It’s Too Quiet in Here”

My friend failing at speaking.

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Funny Quotes

8. “Squares Are Dangerous”

My friend and I talking about shapes in class ‘cause that’s a normal thing.

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