1. Water Pig
Non- intellectuals call them Hippos
2. Fast Cows
Traditionally called horses
3. Sky Turkeys
Normies call them geese. See also Birds.
4. Water Chicken
Also known as a duck. See also Birds.
5. I like to call them Sleepy Darts.”
Me and my weird vocabulary calling tranquilizer darts ‘sleepy darts’
6. “Shut Up or I’ll Eat a Brightly Colored Napkin”
My friend’s sister telling my friend to shut up.
7. “I Can’t Hear You, It’s Too Quiet in Here”
My friend failing at speaking.
8. “Squares Are Dangerous”
My friend and I talking about shapes in class ‘cause that’s a normal thing.