Funny Euphemisms
Funny Euphemisms
71. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes
Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)
Funny Euphemisms
75. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail
Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.
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76. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.