Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

71. Grabby Grabby Water Balloon

Octopus.

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72. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

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73. Booger Blankets

Also known as tissues.

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74. Earth Sauce

Also known as lava.

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75. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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76. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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77. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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78. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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79. Hairy Nope Nope

Also known as a spider. See also Spiders.

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80. Man Glitter

Also known as sawdust.

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