Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

71. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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72. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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73. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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74. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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75. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail

Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.

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76. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

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77. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

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78. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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79. Flappy Boi

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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80. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

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