Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

71. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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72. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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73. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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74. Tactical Retreat

It's like running away, but manlier. See also Military.

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75. Lickie Stickie

Also known as a stamp.

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76. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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77. An Orange's Pants

Also known as the peel. See also Fruits.

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78. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

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79. Water Hungry

Also known as thirsty.

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80. Stabby Grabby

Also known as a fork. See also Silverware.

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