Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

91. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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92. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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93. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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94. Hairy Nope Nope

Also known as a spider. See also Spiders.

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95. Man Glitter

Also known as sawdust.

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96. Feet Pajamas

Also know as slippers.

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97. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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98. Writing Utensil

Pretentious, wordy way to say "pen or pencil".

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99. Thank You!

AKA, I hate this gift.

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100. Compressed Horse

A pony.

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