46 Entries Tagged “Insects”

Funny Observations

1. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on September 12, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. You Look Like You Own a Pet Fly

See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

Added by Vector on March 5, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

6. Cockchafer

A British beetle.
See also Insects, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 3, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

7. Phobeea

Fear of bees. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on July 20, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Winged Nail

Also known as honeybee. See also Insects.

Added by username14865 on January 19, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. Winged Knife

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on December 20, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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