48 Entries Tagged “Insects”

Funny Advice

1. Be a Caterpillar: Eat a Lot. Sleep a Lot. Wake Up Gorgeous.

See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2. Pleasing Fungus Beetle

See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on September 12, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. You Look Like You Own a Pet Fly

See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2023| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

6. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

Added by Vector on March 5, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

7. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

8. Cockchafer

A British beetle.
See also Insects, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 3, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

9. Phobeea

Fear of bees. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on July 20, 2022| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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