26 Entries Tagged “Shoes”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Head Shoes

Otherwise known as hats. See also Hats, Shoes.

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Funny Observations

2. By putting your left foot in the wrong shoe, you're putting it in the right shoe.

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

Added by Ronnoc on January 2, 2020| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

4. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

A slipper. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on December 28, 2019| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

5. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

6. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

Funny Questions

8. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2019| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

9. Why do shoelaces, which are meant to stay tied, come untied after walking a few steps, yet headphones, which are meant to stay straight, get all tangled up and take lots of skill to untie?

See also Accessories, Annoying, Shoes.

Added by awesomeguy21 on September 8, 2018| 11 Comments | 66 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

10. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2017| 1 Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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26 Entries Tagged “Shoes”

1. Head Shoes

2. By putting your left foot in the wrong shoe, you're putting it in the right shoe.

3. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

4. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

5. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

6. Boots Printed with Fine Art

7. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

8. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

9. Why do shoelaces, which are meant to stay tied, come untied after walking a few steps, yet headphones, which are meant to stay straight, get all tangled up and take lots of skill to untie?

10. Shoelaces of the World Untie!