Entries Tagged “Shoes”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

Added by Ronnoc on January 2, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

A slipper. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on December 28, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

4. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

6. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. Why do shoelaces, which are meant to stay tied, come untied after walking a few steps, yet headphones, which are meant to stay straight, get all tangled up and take lots of skill to untie?

See also Accessories, Annoying, Shoes.

Added by awesomeguy21 on September 8, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!

Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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