Entries Tagged “Shoes”
Funny Observations
1. By putting your left foot in the wrong shoe, you're putting it in the right shoe.
See also Shoes.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?
The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.
Funny Advice
4. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.
Funny Clothes
5. Boots Printed with Fine Art
I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.
Funny Sayings
6. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.
See also Shoes.
Funny Questions
7. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe. See also Shoes.
Funny Questions
8. Why do shoelaces, which are meant to stay tied, come untied after walking a few steps, yet headphones, which are meant to stay straight, get all tangled up and take lots of skill to untie?
See also Accessories, Annoying, Shoes.
Funny Sayings
9. Shoelaces of the World Untie!
Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.
Funny Questions
10. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?
Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.