30 Entries Tagged “Shoes”

Funny Insults

1. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

Funny Observations

2. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

Funny Things

3. That Awkward Moment when You’re Wearing Nikes and Can’t Do It

It happens. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2021| 1 Comment | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

4. Foot Coverer Upper Coverer Upper

Also known as a shoe. See also Feet, Shoes, Socks.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2021| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

5. Head Shoes

Otherwise known as hats. See also Hats, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2020| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

6. By putting your left foot in the wrong shoe, you're putting it in the right shoe.

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

Added by Ronnoc on January 2, 2020| Comment | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

8. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

A slipper. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on December 28, 2019| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

9. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 3 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

10. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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