Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

4. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do

Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.

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Funny Advice

5. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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Funny Instruments

6. Beagle Bugle

What you hear all night when you get a puppy. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

7. Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

Every dog ever. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things

8. Doghouses

I've never seen one in real life or known anyone who owns one. I think the cartoonists made this one up. See also Cartoons, Dogs, Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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