96 Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Advice

1. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

2. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

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Funny Insults

3. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2025| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

4. Never Buy a Dog at a Flea Market

See also Dogs.

Added by easyid on July 28, 2025| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What is a Dog’s Favorite Color?

Woof. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. Dog Hardware, Cat Software

Also know as a fox. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on May 9, 2024| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

7. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

―Nora Ephron. I feel this one. See also Dogs, Teenagers.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 31, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

8. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by jaythewizard on August 17, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Do You Call a Dog on a Skateboard, Eating Pizza, Telling You to “Hop On?”

Talented, and also really cool. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

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