89 Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Quotes

1. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Do You Call a Dog on a Skateboard, Eating Pizza, Telling You to “Hop On?”

Talented, and also really cool. See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

4. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

5. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

6. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

7. Teaching Your Dog to Meow

Funny Books

8. Knitting with Dog Hair Shop

Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

9. Dogs Sniff Good Smells with Their Left Nostril

Who knew? See also Dogs.

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