92 Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What is a Dog’s Favorite Color?

Woof. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Dog Hardware, Cat Software

Also know as a fox. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Quotes

3. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

―Nora Ephron. I feel this one. See also Dogs, Teenagers.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 31, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by jaythewizard on August 17, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Do You Call a Dog on a Skateboard, Eating Pizza, Telling You to “Hop On?”

Talented, and also really cool. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on April 24, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2023| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Teaching Your Dog to Meow

See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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