Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

2. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Does a Tree and a Dog Have in Common?

Bark. See also Dogs, Trees.

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Funny Quotes

4. “The Average Dog is a Nicer Person than the Average Person.”

– Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

8. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do

Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.

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Funny Advice

9. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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Funny Instruments

10. Beagle Bugle

What you hear all night when you get a puppy. See also Dogs.

Added by Bleh on March 18, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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