92 Entries Tagged “Dogs”
Funny Anti-Jokes
72. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?
Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.
Funny Sayings
73. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars
See also Dogs.
Funny Things to Do
75. Teasing the Family Dog
When you fake-throw a tennis ball and they run, stop, and turn around all confused and sad. See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
77. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.
Funny Animals
80. Komondor
A large dog that grows dread locks and looks like a walking shag rug. See also Dogs.