80 Entries Tagged “German”

Funny People

1. Götz von Berlichingen

Götz of the Iron Hand. Known for being the first person to write the quote “he can kiss my ass” on a play script.
Also, he had an iron hand. Kept writing and fighting with it. See also German.

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Funny Questions

2. If There is German, Wouldn’t There Also be Gerwoman?

See also German.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 27, 2025| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

This formidable term, with 63 letters, translates to “Beef Labeling Supervision Duties Delegation Law.” See also German.

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Funny Words

4. Sonntagsleerung

German for “That Sunday feeling.” See also German.

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Funny Insults

5. Teletubbyzurückwinker

It means somebody who waves back at the Teletubbies. See also German.

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Funny Words

6. Arschkrampe

German word to describe anything that’s a pain in the ass. See also German, Profanity.

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Funny Words

7. Handschuhe

German for “gloves.” Literally “hand shoes.” See also German.

Added by Tim on October 16, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

8. Katzenfurz

German for “cat fart.” See also Cats, Flatulence, German.

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Funny Words

9. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2023| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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