59 Entries Tagged “German”

Funny Sayings

1. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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Funny Names

2. Axel Schweiß

Somebody was once called this. Axel Schweiß is German for "armpit sweat." See also Body, German.

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Funny Insults

3. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

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Funny Words

4. Korkenzieher

In German, the device to remove a wine cork. See also German.

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Funny Words

5. Weltschmerz

A German word for the apathy caused by watching too much of the morning news. See also German.

Added by Tourmaline on March 26, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Grueselig

German for creepy. See also German.

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Funny Words

7. Brustwarze

The German word for nipple; translates as "breast wart." See also Body, German.

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Funny Phobias

8. Teutophobia

Fear of all things German. See also German.

Added by jodi on July 26, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

9. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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Funny Questions

10. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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