47 Entries Tagged “Hair”

Funny Insults

1. Les Poils Ddu Nez

Pronounced “le poin du ne.” Translates to nose hair, so you can call someone nose hair without your teachers knowing what it means. See also French, Hair.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!

How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.

Added by Sarah69999 on October 25, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

6. Follicle Facist

An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

7. Beard Styling Stencils Shop

See also Hair.

Added by Brian on January 7, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

8. Pogonophobia

The extreme dislike and fear of beards. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

9. Chaetophobia

The fear of loose or detached hair. You know what I'm talking about. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. In a Barbershop with Two Barbers, Choose the Barber with the Worst Haircut

Think about it. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2015| 18 Comments | You Like This |

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