46 Entries Tagged “Hair”

Funny Quotes

1. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!

How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.

Added by Sarah69999 on October 25, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. Follicle Facist

An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. Beard Styling Stencils Shop

See also Hair.

Added by Brian on January 7, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

7. Pogonophobia

The extreme dislike and fear of beards. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

8. Chaetophobia

The fear of loose or detached hair. You know what I'm talking about. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. In a Barbershop with Two Barbers, Choose the Barber with the Worst Haircut

Think about it. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2015| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

10. Ulotrichous

Per Merriam-Webster, having "wooly or curly hair," e.g. "Your hair is so ulotrichous!" See also Hair.

Added by RandomActsOfAwesome on June 27, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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