47 Entries Tagged “Hair”
Funny Insults
1. Les Poils Ddu Nez
Pronounced “le poin du ne.” Translates to nose hair, so you can call someone nose hair without your teachers knowing what it means. See also French, Hair.
Funny Quotes
2. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”
I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.
Funny Insults
4. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!
How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.
Funny Things to Do
5. Tying Your Hair into a Horn and Poking People with It.
See also Hair, Unicorns.
Funny Insults
6. Follicle Facist
An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.
Funny Phobias
9. Chaetophobia
The fear of loose or detached hair. You know what I'm talking about. See also Hair.
Funny Advice
10. In a Barbershop with Two Barbers, Choose the Barber with the Worst Haircut
Think about it. See also Hair.