Entries Tagged “Children”
1. Mud Pie
Offered to adults by small children, and never actually eaten by them. Sometimes consumed by the chef. Usually prerequesitory to a bath or shower or backyard hose. See also Children.
3. Finding a Dollar on the Floor When You Were Seven-Years-Old felt Like it Was a Hundred Dollars on the floor
See also Children, Funny.
The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
Nine months of pain leading to one day of extreme pain and then at least 18 years of hell. See also Children.
Two. Your child is two years old. See also Children, Parents.