39 Entries Tagged “Children”
Funny Sayings
1. Children Are Like Farts
Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous. See also Children, Flatulence.
Funny Phrases
2. Hakuna Matoddler
It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.
Funny Things to Do
4. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground
Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.
Funny Foods
5. Mud Pie
Offered to adults by small children, and never actually eaten by them. Sometimes consumed by the chef. Usually prerequesitory to a bath or shower or backyard hose. See also Children.
Funny Advice
6. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear
Funny People
7. Finding a Dollar on the Floor When You Were Seven-Years-Old felt Like it Was a Hundred Dollars on the floor
See also Children, Funny.
Funny Things to Do
8. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges
The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.