23 Entries Tagged “Shakespeare”

Funny Quotes

1. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

2. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!

When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Biting Your Thumb at People

Yet another famous Shakespearian insult. You do a thumbs-up and then put the top of your thumb into your mouth. Bite down. Sick burn. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

4. Thou Cream Faced Loon

Another Shakespearean burn. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

5. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

6. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

7. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

8. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

9. All the Infections That the Sun Sucks Up

Another Shakespearean insult. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

10. Thou Foul Lump Of Deformity

From Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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