29 Entries Tagged “Shakespeare”
Funny Insults
1. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat
Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
3. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years.”
Calm down! Good lord! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
4. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”
Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
5. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”
See also Shakespeare, Weather.
Funny Insults
6. You Whoreson Zed
A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
8. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!
When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Things to Do
9. Biting Your Thumb at People
Yet another famous Shakespearian insult. You do a thumbs-up and then put the top of your thumb into your mouth. Bite down. Sick burn. See also Shakespeare.