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“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years.”

Calm down! Good lord! See also Shakespeare.

Yeetaleetthesecond

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 7, 2022 | You Like This |

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Wheet

this guy sounds pretty good at literature. he should be famous or write plays or something

Wheet on February 18, 2022

Yeetaleet

That's what I was thinking!

Yeetaleet on February 23, 2022

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You godforsaken fish nugget

Yeet on May 5, 2022

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go back to the middle ages and a cobble a fine shoe You unamed quadriateral

argh on January 21, 2023

phyre12

forget the middle ages,they so old they met the dinosaurs!

phyre12 on July 26, 2023

phyre12

make your own insults, you smooth brained,zit faced,monkey feet quote burgler

phyre12 on July 26, 2023

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