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Funny Anti-Jokes
1. What Do You Get when You Cross a Emperor and an Anaconda?
Julius Squeezer. See also Snakes.
Funny Things to Do
4. Going to Google Maps and Looking at the Reviews for Chernobyl Reactor #4
"The mutants inside were really rude to me and kept making squealing noises. They are extremely unprofessional. But it was fun inside the nuclear reactor although I got a massive headache and my skin started changing colour"
Funny Anti-Jokes
5. I Have a Dream, That One Day Chickens Can Cross the Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned
Funny Insults
6. If You Went on a Diet, It Would Solve World Hunger
then run away real fast, cause they'll try but can't catch you
Funny Insults
7. I Hope You Have to Watch in Pain and Uselessness as Your Marshmallow Burns Until Its All Black
My camp experience summarized in 5 seconds.
Funny Words
8. A "Unkindness" or "Conspiracy"
The words for a group of ravens. Frankly, I'm not surprised.
Funny Questions
9. Have You Tried Evian Water? Did You Know Evian is a Palindrome?
haha gottem See also Palindrome.
Funny Anti-Jokes
10. What Do You Get when You Cross Alligator Hospital and a Sports Drink?
Gator-Aid