Wheet's Entries

1. What Do You Get when You Cross a Emperor and an Anaconda?

Julius Squeezer. See also Snakes.

Added by Wheet on May 7, 2022| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. The Falafel Fell off

Say it again, but out loud.

Added by Wheet on April 26, 2022| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

3. What Do Thesauruses Eat for Breakfast?

Synonym buns. See also Puns.

Added by Wheet on April 13, 2022| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

4. Going to Google Maps and Looking at the Reviews for Chernobyl Reactor #4

"The mutants inside were really rude to me and kept making squealing noises. They are extremely unprofessional. But it was fun inside the nuclear reactor although I got a massive headache and my skin started changing colour"

Added by Wheet on February 28, 2022| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. I Have a Dream, That One Day Chickens Can Cross the Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned

Added by Wheet on February 24, 2022| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6. If You Went on a Diet, It Would Solve World Hunger

then run away real fast, cause they'll try but can't catch you

Added by Wheet on February 18, 2022| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

7. I Hope You Have to Watch in Pain and Uselessness as Your Marshmallow Burns Until Its All Black

My camp experience summarized in 5 seconds.

Added by Wheet on January 17, 2022| 2 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

8. A "Unkindness" or "Conspiracy"

The words for a group of ravens. Frankly, I'm not surprised.

Added by Wheet on January 14, 2022| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

9. Have You Tried Evian Water? Did You Know Evian is a Palindrome?

haha gottem See also Palindrome.

Added by Wheet on January 13, 2022| 3 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Do You Get when You Cross Alligator Hospital and a Sports Drink?

Gator-Aid

Added by Wheet on July 31, 2021| 3 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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