20 Entries Tagged “Puns”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2. Toptional

For clothing optional beaches. See also Nudity, Portmanteau, Puns.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 4, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2021| 22 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

4. What Type of Dog Gets Sad when He Eats Fruit?

A melon-collie. See also Dogs, Fruits, Puns.

Added by a Guest on July 1, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2020| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

See also Puns.

Added by minkakitten on February 25, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

Added by KittyDanatix on December 11, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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