21 Entries Tagged “Puns”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on September 5, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Toptional

For clothing optional beaches. See also Nudity, Portmanteau, Puns.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 4, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

4. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2021| 22 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. What Type of Dog Gets Sad when He Eats Fruit?

A melon-collie. See also Dogs, Fruits, Puns.

Added by a Guest on July 1, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

See also Puns.

Added by minkakitten on February 25, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

Added by KittyDanatix on December 11, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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