18 Entries Tagged “Puns”
Funny Sayings
3. There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.
See also Puns.
Funny Questions
5. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.
Funny Questions
6. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?
To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.
Funny Questions
7. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.
Funny Anti-Jokes
8. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?
Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.
Funny Questions
9. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?
Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.