17 Entries Tagged “Puns”

Funny Questions

1. What Type of Dog Gets Sad when He Eats Fruit?

A melon-collie. See also Dogs, Fruits, Puns.

Added by a Guest on July 1, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

See also Puns.

Added by minkakitten on February 25, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

4. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

Added by KittyDanatix on December 11, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

6. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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