Entries Tagged “Puns”

Funny Questions

1. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

Added by KittyDanatix on December 11, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Never Joke with a Kleptomaniac, They Will Take It, Literally.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

Added by BatsonicAbie on March 15, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. What Did the Hat Say to the Other Hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head. See also Hats, Puns.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

10. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.