Funny Sayings

I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

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Added by minkakitten on February 25, 2020 | You Like This |



You don't say.

Yeetaleetthesecond on February 7, 2022

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it took even more time when I came back for seconds!

ILOVEPUNS7131 on March 4, 2022

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It took longer when I went back four seconds (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Olive on May 13, 2022

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