RustyMew's Entries

Funny Sayings

1. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Sayings

2. I Hate Jokes About Sausages, They're Just the Wurst!

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Funny Things to Do

3. Make a Steam Game with a Shop Screen, then Add an Achievement That Requires Staring at the Shop Screen for at Least 10 Minutes

The achievements name?

"Gimmie a second" See also Video Games.

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Funny Questions

4. How Much is the Demo?

I believe it costs approximately $0.00, plus $0.00 in tax, for a grand total of $0.00 See also Games, Money, Redundant.

Added by RustyMew on December 7, 2017| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

5. Johnny Johnny

Yes, Papa? See also Redundant.

Added by RustyMew on November 13, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

6. "Give a Man a Fish He Eats for a Day. Give a Man an RC Helicopter, He Eats for Life"

-AFV

Added by RustyMew on November 2, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7. Suicide Isn't Funny. These Suicide Jokes Make Me Want to Kill Myself.

See also Ironic.

Added by RustyMew on November 2, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

8. The Breatharian Diet

A dieting method that involves eating and drinking a healthy dose of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING every day!

Added by RustyMew on October 25, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

9. Smelly Head

Added by RustyMew on October 20, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

10. Mouth Fart

Or more commonly known as: a burp See also Gross.

Added by RustyMew on October 19, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike