14 Entries Tagged “Dad Jokes”

Funny Sayings

1. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

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Added by a Guest on February 14, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Advice

3. Don’t Buy Anything with Velcro

It’s a total rip off. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Questions

4. Cargo Space?

Car no go space, car go road. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Are You Alright?

No, I’m half left. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2022| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

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Added by RustyMew on August 9, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. I like to tell Dad jokes… sometimes he laughs.

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Added by a Guest on February 25, 2021| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on July 11, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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