26 Entries Tagged “Sex”

Funny Observations

1. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

See also Sex, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

2. It Ain't Worth It

Song featuring superstar athletes A.C. Green, David Robinson, and Barry Sanders singing about abstinence. See also 80's, Sex, Sports.

Added by Anthony on June 12, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

3. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Orgone Box

A tin-lined, wooden box designed by former Freud pupil Wilhelm Reich to capture the healing power of the orgasm and cure such ailments as cancer, depression, and impotence. See also 50's, Sex.

Added by Anthony on September 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

8. Experimenting with Drugs and Sex

Speculate, form a hypothesis, test your knowledge, gather results. See also Drugs, Science, Sex.

Added by DieterW on May 31, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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