Entries Tagged “Sex”

Funny Insults

2. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents, Sex.

Added by thefunnyeuthemismsguy on March 20, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

4. What Do You Call a Bisexual in a Heterosexual Relationship?

A bisexual. See also Sex.

Added by KinuWolf on October 8, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

5. Kolpophobia

Fear of genitals, particularly female. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on October 14, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

6. It Ain't Worth It

Rap song featuring superstar athletes A.C. Green, David Robinson, and Barry Sanders singling about abstinence. See also 80's, Sex, Sports.

Added by Anthony on June 12, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

7. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage, Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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