Entries Tagged “Bathroom”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

4. Chuang Pu Toilets

A Chinese toilet manufacturer. "Chuang pu" is the Chinese pronunciation of "Trump", but Chuang Pu claims to be nonpartisan. See also Bathroom, Chinese, Politics.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?

It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

7. Toilet Trouble Shop

Which flush will cause the gush? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. Shewee Extreme Shop

NATO-approved female urination device. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on May 7, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot

Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 11, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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