Entries Tagged “Bathroom”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Feeding the Sewer

Also known as pooping. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Diseases

3. Ablutomania

Constant and excessive cleansing of oneself. See also Bathroom, Hygiene.

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Funny Observations

4. Bathtubs are the Opposite of Boats

See also Bathroom, Boats.

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Funny Words

5. Micturition

Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

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Funny Questions

7. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

8. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Products

9. Chuang Pu Toilets

A Chinese toilet manufacturer. "Chuang pu" is the Chinese pronunciation of "Trump", but Chuang Pu claims to be nonpartisan. See also Bathroom, Chinese, Politics.

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Funny Questions

10. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?

It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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