99 Entries Tagged “Bathroom”

Funny Advice

21. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

22. Human Birdbath

Also known as a bathtub. See also Bathroom.

Added by salmon on November 18, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

23. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2021| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

24. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

25. How to Soap Correctly

I’ve been soaping wrong all my life! See also Bathroom, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

26. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart

A 1968 song from?believe it or not?Johnny Cash. See also Bathroom.

Added by YellowCard268 on September 30, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

27. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

28. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by Anthony on May 3, 2020| 21 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

29. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

30. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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