101 Entries Tagged “Bathroom”

Funny Things to Do

21. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep

Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 13, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

22. Start a Deep Conversation with the Person in the Other Stall

“What is your happiest memory with a loved one?”
“What is your biggest regret in life”
“Would you sacrifice yourself for a stranger?” See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on January 4, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

23. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

24. Human Birdbath

Also known as a bathtub. See also Bathroom.

Added by salmon on November 18, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

25. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2021| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

26. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

27. How to Soap Correctly

I’ve been soaping wrong all my life! See also Bathroom, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

28. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart

A 1968 song from?believe it or not?Johnny Cash. See also Bathroom.

Added by YellowCard268 on September 30, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

29. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

30. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by Anthony on May 3, 2020| 21 Comments | You Like This |

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