A prank call at its finest! See also Pranks.
A funny country song by Jerry Reed about a woman leaving her man and with not much for him.
This song by Frank Zappa has advice that's up there in importance with "don't put metal in the microwave" and "stop, drop, and roll."
Warren Zevon included this on an album entitled I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.
9. Going Back in Time to the Signing of the Declaration of Independence and Using an Absurd Pseudonym as Your Very Own Signature.
Right below Thomas Jefferson's name is Seymour Butts, Hugh Jass, or any other funny pseudonym like that. See also History.