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Funny Movies

1. Pirates: The Movie

Kids shouldn't see it because it's rated arrrrrrrgghhh!

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Funny Things to Do

2. Calling a Library and Asking if They Carry a Dictionary That Translates English to American.

A prank call at its finest! See also Pranks.

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Funny Songs

3. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Songs

4. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart

A 1968 song from?believe it or not?Johnny Cash. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Songs

5. She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft)

A funny country song by Jerry Reed about a woman leaving her man and with not much for him.

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Funny Songs

6. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

This song by Frank Zappa has advice that's up there in importance with "don't put metal in the microwave" and "stop, drop, and roll."

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Funny Songs

7. Fish Heads

A novelty song by Barnes & Barnes. See also 80's.

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Funny Songs

8. If You Won't Leave Me I'll Find Somebody Who Will

Warren Zevon included this on an album entitled I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.

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Funny Things to Do

9. Going Back in Time to the Signing of the Declaration of Independence and Using an Absurd Pseudonym as Your Very Own Signature.

Right below Thomas Jefferson's name is Seymour Butts, Hugh Jass, or any other funny pseudonym like that. See also History.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Eating Food at a Potluck with My Lips and Cheeks Filled with Novocaine.

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