6 Entries Tagged “Magic”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2. Abracadabrantesque

French for “ludicrous.” See also French, Magic.

Added by Wheet on May 26, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

3. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?

Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2016| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Prestidigation

A big, long synonym for magic. See also Magic.

Added by PataterAter on March 21, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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