Funny Anti-Jokes

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.


Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022 | You Like This |


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This is amazing XD

RandoEevee on January 28, 2022

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Oh god, why did i have to see this xD

Potato on February 10, 2022

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wha.... OH HECK NO. XD

-_- on March 10, 2022

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This joke is the best! LOL 😂😂

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