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Funny Observations

1. Gummi worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

Look up what gelatin is made of. See also Candy, Horses.

Added by Boredguy on May 10, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. If Korean Pop is Kpop…

Then what about Chinese rap? Or Spanish hits?

Added by Boredguy on May 10, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

Added by Boredguy on June 10, 2020| 20 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

4. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

Added by Boredguy on June 9, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Always Go for 100%

Excepts when donating blood.

Added by Boredguy on June 9, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

6. I'm Going on a Seafood Diet.

When I see food, I'll eat it.

Added by Boredguy on June 9, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

7. The Rest of the Week After Tuesday Spells "WTF".

That's weird.

Added by Boredguy on June 9, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. When They Say Dog Food is New and Improved...

...who tastes it?

Added by Boredguy on June 9, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

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