1. Sometimes I Tuck My Knees into My Chest and Lean Forward...
That's just how I roll.
2. I Don't Trust Atoms...
They make up everything.
3. They're Finally Making a Movie About Clocks.
It's about time.
5. I'm Only Familiar with 25 Letters in the English Language...
I don't know why. See also English.
6. My Friend Recently Got Crushed by a Pile of Books...
But he's only got his shelf to blame.
8. I Used to be Afraid of Hurdles...
But then I got over it.
9. Why Can't Dinosaurs Jump?
Because they are dead See also Dinosaurs.
10. Did You Hear the Joke About the Hight Wall?
It's hilarious. I'm still trying to get over it.