1. Yo Mama So Fat, She Should be Concerned Because Diabetes is a Serious Issue
That's right, I said it.
2. A Raccoon Walked into a Bar. Several People Left Because They Saw the Potential Danger in the Situation.
3. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and cannot feel emotion such as fear.
4. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga?
Set an alarm to a reasonable hour. See also Celebrities, Singers.
5. Mmm, Boy, Are You a Camel?
'Cause you look like one!