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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. How Many Idiots Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

I don't know, it's been over two weeks and my house is still dark. Please send help.

Added by Anonymoose on May 27, 2021| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?

They look alike. See also Celebrities.

Added by Anonymoose on December 20, 2019| 8 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

Added by Anonymoose on December 19, 2019| 4 Comments | 83 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

4. When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Make Lemonade!

Instead, make Life take the lemons back. Yell, "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS!", demand to see Life's manager, and burn their house down. (With the lemons.)

Added by Anonymoose on November 22, 2019| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

5. Anything is Free if You Can Run Fast Enough.

Added by Anonymoose on November 22, 2019| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6. Go to Walmart and Ask if They Have Walls for Sale.

(Also works for Walgreens)

Added by Anonymoose on November 22, 2019| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike