1. How Many Idiots Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
I don't know, it's been over two weeks and my house is still dark. Please send help.
2. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?
They look alike. See also Celebrities.
3. Two Fish Are in a Tank
One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.
4. When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Make Lemonade!
Instead, make Life take the lemons back. Yell, "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS!", demand to see Life's manager, and burn their house down. (With the lemons.)
Funny Things to Do
6. Go to Walmart and Ask if They Have Walls for Sale.
(Also works for Walgreens)