15 Entries Tagged “Christmas”
Funny Things to Do
1. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa
It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.
Funny Things to Do
2. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep
Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.
Funny Things to Do
4. Scream That There’s a Spider in the Christmas Tree
See also Christmas, Pranks.
Funny Anti-Jokes
5. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?
Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.
Funny Foods
6. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps
For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.
Funny Phobias
7. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia
The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.
Funny Clothes
8. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers
You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.