Entries Tagged “Christmas”

Funny Phobias

1. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

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Funny Clothes

2. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Writing "Jesus" Under Happy Birthday Wrapping Paper When You Run out of Christmas Paper

See also Christmas, Religion.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Did the Boy with No Arms Get for Christmas?

Gloves! Just kidding, I have no idea. He hasn't opened it. See also Christmas.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Getting a Bike for Christmas

Merry Christmas. See also Christmas, Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Giving Your Kids an Avocado for Christmas

Teach them a lesson, and maybe give them a real present after. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by ToryLOVE on February 18, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

9. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Shop

Yes, it's real. See also 60's, Christmas.

Added by GorgTheDestroyer on February 6, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

10. It's a Christmas Miracle!

Best said any day but Christmas. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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