11 Entries Tagged “Christmas”
Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.
For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.
The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.
You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.
See also Christmas, Religion.
Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.
Teach them a lesson, and maybe give them a real present after. See also Christmas, Holidays.