16 Entries Tagged “Christmas”

Funny Questions

1. What Even is a Turtle Dove?

Something I wonder every Christmas but always forget to search up. See also Christmas.

Added by a Guest on December 8, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

Added by StevieScrawms on February 28, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep

Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 13, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

4. Sandy Clause

Old-people talk for Santa. Why? I have no idea. See also Christmas.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 4, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Scream That There’s a Spider in the Christmas Tree

See also Christmas, Pranks.

Added by nothuman on December 15, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?

Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

7. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 20, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

8. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

9. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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