11 Entries Tagged “Christmas”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?

Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 20, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

3. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

4. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Writing "Jesus" Under Happy Birthday Wrapping Paper When You Run out of Christmas Paper

See also Christmas, Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Getting a Bike for Christmas

Merry Christmas. See also Christmas, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on December 25, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Giving Your Kids an Avocado for Christmas

Teach them a lesson, and maybe give them a real present after. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by ToryLOVE on February 18, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Movies

10. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Shop

Yes, it's real. See also 60's, Christmas.

Added by GorgTheDestroyer on February 6, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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