Entries Tagged “Farming”

Funny Toys

1. Sheep Noise Maker Shop

Upside down then up, and then "Baaaa," a SHEEP NOISE! See also Farming.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Cow Without Any Legs?

Sad. See also Farming.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?

He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

4. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2017| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

5. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Why Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

7. Woolly Jumper

A derogatory term for an Australian sheep farmer. See also Australian, Farming.

Added by a Guest on July 17, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Headcheese

Jellied meat from various farm animals. No cheese. See also Farming.

Added by ThomasTheJester on December 22, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

9. A Passion for Donkeys

From Amazon, "A celebration of the donkey - its habits, its physical well-being, even its breeding."

See also Donkies, Farming.

Added by UnfunnyOne on March 1, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

10. Professional Cow Tipper

Hard to find a job in this field nowadays, since rotten teenagers are doing it for free. See also Farming.

Added by shizuniversity on August 26, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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