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If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.


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gamer on January 30, 2021

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wish I knew this when I was younger :')

. on January 30, 2021

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lol i did this once and peed irl

<3 on January 31, 2021

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ive done that too many times

Llama llama ding dong on January 31, 2021

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mebengo on February 1, 2021

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I just wanted to comment. ;)

;)) on February 1, 2021

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Thank u for da advive

POTATO GANG on February 2, 2021

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i did hahahahaha

rosielisa on February 3, 2021

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AmongUs Ur Sus Impasta on February 3, 2021

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i did it and now i can never go to taco bell

ok on February 8, 2021


truer words were never said before

unfunnymemelord on February 9, 2021

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i did it lololololol

e on March 21, 2021

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Ive fallen for it so many times LMAO

Hidamis on April 8, 2021

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For some reason i still remember this from when i was like 6

go POOF on May 13, 2021

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stalker on December 23, 2021


I am very thankful to have never encountered this, as well as never having a problem of p*ssing myself.

Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022

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nah bro i was asleep and i had to pee so bad but i didnt go because i didnt wanna get up so i went back to sleep and i had a dream and at one point i had to pee really bad in the dream and when i got to the toilet i started peeing and i peed on the bed in real life, the bad thing was i was sleeping in my moms bed because we were watching a movie and we fell asleep. this was like 2-3 months ago sadly.

imabanana on October 12, 2022

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