She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.
And receiving a mixture of horrified looks and angry shrieks. See also Celebrities.
While doing this, one should also be dressed like Ziggy Stardust and shouting, "Funky, funky space-gun, man!"
Usually something to be done with someone who loves you greatly, or with someone you will never see again, this action causes the other person to make a distinct snorting noise and creates sinus discomfort.
Wig out your checkout lady. See also Pranks.
8. Be Careful
Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.
9. Drive Safe
Well, what are you supposed to say?
"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.
A Facebook group for admirers of thriving gardens of facial hair. See also Hair.