While doing this, one should also be dressed like Ziggy Stardust and shouting, "Funky, funky space-gun, man!"
She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.
And receiving a mixture of horrified looks and angry shrieks. See also Celebrities.
Wig out your checkout lady. See also Pranks.
Usually something to be done with someone who loves you greatly, or with someone you will never see again, this action causes the other person to make a distinct snorting noise and creates sinus discomfort.
8. Drive Safe
Well, what are you supposed to say?
"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.
9. Be Careful
Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.
A Facebook group for admirers of thriving gardens of facial hair. See also Hair.