3. If You Want to Know Whether or Not You're Ugly, Ask People to Describe You. If They Use the Words 'unique', 'special', Different', 'One O a Kind' or if They Describe Your Personality Instead of Your Physical Appearance Sorry but You're UGLY
6. If You Have a Serious Drinking Problem, the Best Solution May be Switching from a Glass to a Sippy-cup.
See also Alcohol.
8. If One Person Call You Jackass, Keep Walking, if Two People Call You Jackass, Pause for Thought, but if Three or More People Call You a Jackass, You Should Probably Turn Around and Check for a Tail.
9. Answers to 'Do I Look Fat?' 'Does This Make Me Look Fat?' 1.How Could You Look Fat in Anything? You Have No Fat. 2. Have You LOOKED in the Mirror? Of Course Not! 3. No, You Look Good, but You'd Look Even Better Naked.
Here's the thing though...sometimes the question is a trap, from which there is no escape. Sorry guys...