13. If Someone Asks You for Your Number, Tell Them You're Number One.
See also Numbers.
14. Never be Cruel to the Nerds in School, Because One Day You'll be Calling Them 'Boss'
See also Schools.
17. Did Anyone Ever Find out Who Let the Dogs Out, or Will It Remain a Mystery for the Ages?
19. If You Come to a Fork in the Road, What Should You Do?
Personally, I'd pick it up and take it home. You can never have enough utensils.