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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Does a Duck and a Penguin Have In Common?

They can swim, but cannot fly with their wings.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. "Joe Mama"

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe Mama!

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Funny Books

3. Running Naked

Here, I have some spare clothes for you.
Hey, you ran too fast!

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Funny Books

4. Coloring For Adults

I gave to my Mom and she was disgusted by it.

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Funny Books

5. Women Who Fart

"My bad..." See also Flatulence, Women.

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Funny Songs

6. Godzilla

I can swallow up, bottle up, alcohol it up.

Eminem's drunk now! AUGHHHHH! 🤢🤢🤢 See also Alcohol.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Do You Call a ChOpPy/bLuRrY Scene?

A glitch.

Added by Guesst on February 15, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

8. How To Fart Stronger, Smellier, and Louder

It worked! 💩 See also Flatulence.

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Funny Conveyances

9. Soft Shirts

60% Unicorn hair
40% Cotton

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Funny Dances

10. The Shakes

How To Do "The Shakes"

1. Lose your color by staying away from the Sun.
2. Change your voice to a calm, but sad voice.
3. Dance from side to side.
4. Say, "I think I have the shakes" even when NO ONE ASKED YOU. See also Old-Timey.

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