Guesst's Entries

Funny Euphemisms

51. Funny Noise-Making Horse

Also known as a donkey.

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Funny Euphemisms

52. B*tch

Also known as a female dog or wolf.

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Funny Insults

53. You Could've Been WASTED a Long Time Ago.

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Funny Names

54. "Jeff"

That's my name. I hope you like it.

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Funny Nicknames

55. THIWLTLM

It means: Thanks Honey. I Would Like To Learn More.

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Funny Observations

56. In a Beautiful Park On a Sunny Day...

... the trees are full of squirrels waiting to drop rocks on peoples' heads.

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Funny Observations

57. Eating Yummy Ice Cream

Often results in permanent, incurable brain freezes.

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Funny Observations

58. A Single Kiss Has More Germs Than 100 Toilet Seats

So were the 100 toilets mostly clean or mostly dirty?

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Funny Observations

59. I Found Out That My Classmate Farted Next To Me

I'm definitely remembering THAT.

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Funny People

60. Happy People

Are 2x more likely to get hit by falling pianos than unhappy people are.

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