A set of lakes in upstate New York. Roughly 75% of weird uncles come from this area.
...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.
Not only is she a supreme court justice, she's a complete babe. Rawr ;)
Oops! The higher the number was before you destroyed the record, the funner it is. See also Work.
...and thus upsetting the known order of the universe. See also Candy.