SpaceParasites's Entries

Funny Things to Do

21. Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time Continuum

Added by SpaceParasites on January 31, 2011| 8 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

22. Mixing Chemicals and Accidentally Making Toxic Gas

Then waking up hours later, wondering what happened, and mixing them again.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 27, 2011| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

23. Fatty Arbuckle

The John Candy of silent films. See also Movies, Old-Timey.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 23, 2011| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

24. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

25. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 11, 2011| Comment | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

26. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light

Scares the crap out of me every time

Added by SpaceParasites on January 6, 2011| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

27. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 4 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

28. Fancy Feast Shop

For the cat that demands not only a feast at every meal, but a fancy one at that. See also Cats.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

29. Kissing the Ground After Getting off a Plane

Man, how bad was that flight?

Added by SpaceParasites on November 27, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

30. Gynecomastia

The medical name for man-boobs. Great to image search and make as someone's desktop background.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 22, 2010| 8 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike