9 Entries Tagged “Work”
Funny Observations
1. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job
See also Work.
Funny Things to Do
2. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms
Only legal in conference rooms. See also Office, Work.
Funny People
3. Wobblies
Members of the Industrial Workers of the World, a turn-of-the-century workers union. See also Old-Timey, Work.
Funny Books
4. How to Poo at Work Shop
Yes, this is a legitimate book. Description: How can I do #2 at work but still be #1 on the job? See also Bathroom, Scatological, Work.
Funny Phrases
5. Seagull Management
A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
Funny Things to Do
7. Setting the "Days Without Accident" Board Back to Zero
Oops! The higher the number was before you destroyed the record, the funner it is. See also Work.
Funny Things to Do
8. Setting Up a Conference Call
This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.
Funny Things to Do
9. Recalling an Email
Especially funny if it's for a minor mistake. Chances are everyone has already read the email anyway. See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.