10 Entries Tagged “Work”
The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.
2. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job
See also Work.
Only legal in conference rooms. See also Office, Work.
Members of the Industrial Workers of the World, a turn-of-the-century workers union. See also Old-Timey, Work.
A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
Oops! The higher the number was before you destroyed the record, the funner it is. See also Work.
This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.