15 Entries Tagged “Work”

1. Don’t go to work. See also Work.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 24, 2023| 8 Comments | 139 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

Added by Vector on March 5, 2023| 4 Comments | 92 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title

5. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2021| 3 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

Added by a Guest on October 5, 2020| 6 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

7. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job

Funny Things to Do

8. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms

Only legal in conference rooms. See also Office, Work.

Added by Brian on July 1, 2017| 3 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

9. Wobblies

Members of the Industrial Workers of the World, a turn-of-the-century workers union. See also Old-Timey, Work.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2016| 3 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

10. How to Poo at Work Shop

Answers the question, “How can I do #2 at work, but still be #1 on the job?” See also Bathroom, Scatological, Work.

Added by EllaThePerson on June 18, 2015| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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