12 Entries Tagged “Work”
Funny Advice
1. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title
See also Office, Work.
Funny Quotes
2. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
―Robert Frost See also Work.
Funny Insults
3. Ñoqui
The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.
Funny Observations
4. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job
See also Work.
Funny Things to Do
5. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms
Only legal in conference rooms. See also Office, Work.
Funny People
6. Wobblies
Members of the Industrial Workers of the World, a turn-of-the-century workers union. See also Old-Timey, Work.
Funny Books
7. How to Poo at Work Shop
Yes, this is a legitimate book. Description: How can I do #2 at work but still be #1 on the job? See also Bathroom, Scatological, Work.
Funny Phrases
8. Seagull Management
A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
Funny Things to Do
10. Setting the "Days Without Accident" Board Back to Zero
Oops! The higher the number was before you destroyed the record, the funner it is. See also Work.