8 Entries Tagged “Smoking”

Funny Phrases

1. I’m Busier Than a One-Handed, Alcoholic Smoker

See also Alcohol, Smoking.

Added by lesclaypool3 on February 20, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack

You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 21, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

4. My Stop Smoking Coach: Allen Carr's EasyWay Shop

A Nintendo DSA video game for stopping smoking. Rated E for everyone. See also Smoking, Video Games.

Added by Lucky on November 8, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

Added by a Guest on September 17, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Douche Flute

This thing. See also Smoking.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

7. Electronic Cigarrettes

See also Smoking, Tobacco.

Added by Meez on April 18, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime

Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.

Added by PinkBike on March 22, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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