91 Entries Tagged “Bathroom”
Funny Things to Do
11. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep
Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.
Funny Things to Do
12. Start a Deep Conversation with the Person in the Other Stall
“What is your happiest memory with a loved one?”
“What is your biggest regret in life”
“Would you sacrifice yourself for a stranger?” See also Bathroom.
Funny Advice
13. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.
See also Bathroom.
Funny Advice
15. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.
See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.
Funny Anti-Jokes
16. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.
Funny Books
17. How to Soap Correctly
I’ve been soaping wrong all my life! See also Bathroom, Made Up.
Funny Songs
18. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart
A 1968 song from?believe it or not?Johnny Cash. See also Bathroom.
Funny Quotes
19. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."
Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.
Funny Sayings
20. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.