17 Entries Tagged “Rodents”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Sky Squirrel

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Velcro Mouse

Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Funny Phobias

3. Lutraphobia

Fear of otters. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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Funny Instruments

6. Rattle Wheel

My hamsters use it all night. It's dreadful. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

8. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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