15 Entries Tagged “Rodents”

Funny Phobias

1. Lutraphobia

Fear of otters. See also Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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Funny Instruments

4. Rattle Wheel

My hamsters use it all night. It's dreadful. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

6. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

9. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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