17 Entries Tagged “Rodents”
Funny Anti-Jokes
7. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around
The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Observations
8. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat
See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Questions
9. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?
To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.
Funny Anti-Jokes
10. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?
They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.