19 Entries Tagged “Rodents”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Bird of Dark Bitey-ness

Also known as a bat. See also Rodents.

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Funny Books

2. Outwitting Squirrels Shop

101 cunning stratagems to reduce dramatically the egregious misappropriation of seed from your birdfeeder. Good luck—you’ll need it. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Sky Squirrel

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Velcro Mouse

Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Funny Phobias

5. Lutraphobia

Fear of otters. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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Funny Instruments

8. Rattle Wheel

My hamsters use it all night. It's dreadful. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

10. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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