Entries Tagged “Rodents”

Funny Questions

2. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

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Funny Foods

4. Bat Soup

A soup made of bats eaten in Palau, a small island in Micronesia. See also Rodents.

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Funny Quotes

5. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

7. Squirrel Underpants Shop

See also Rodents.

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Funny Animals

8. Stoat

Otherwise known as an ermine or short-tailed weasel. See also Rodents.

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Funny Words

9. Jerboa

A long-legged, nocturnal, desert-dwelling rodent that spends it's day leaping about. Has small forearms and a long tufted tail. One of the weirdest creatures I have ever seen, yet one of the absolute cutest ones too. See also Cute, Rodents.

Added by rae47 on January 16, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

10. Naked Mole Rats

Yikes. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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