19 Entries Tagged “Rodents”

11. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2018| 4 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

12. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2017| 11 Comments | 270 people like this You Like This | Unlike

13. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 6 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

14. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2016| Comment | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

16. Stoat

Otherwise known as an ermine or short-tailed weasel. See also Rodents.

Added by ads11 on May 14, 2011| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

A long-legged, nocturnal, desert-dwelling rodent that spends it's day leaping about. Has small forearms and a long tufted tail. One of the weirdest creatures I have ever seen, yet one of the absolute cutest ones too. See also Cute, Rodents.

Added by rae47 on January 16, 2010| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

18. Naked Mole Rats

Yikes. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2009| 3 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

19. Two Rats Humping

Sounds strange, but my uncle actually has them tattooed on his tummy just below his belly button. See also Animals, Rodents.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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