18 Entries Tagged “Rodents”

Funny Anti-Jokes

11. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

12. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

13. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

14. Squirrel Underpants Shop

See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

15. Stoat

Otherwise known as an ermine or short-tailed weasel. See also Rodents.

Added by ads11 on May 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

16. Jerboa

A long-legged, nocturnal, desert-dwelling rodent that spends it's day leaping about. Has small forearms and a long tufted tail. One of the weirdest creatures I have ever seen, yet one of the absolute cutest ones too. See also Cute, Rodents.

Added by rae47 on January 16, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

17. Naked Mole Rats

Yikes. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

18. Two Rats Humping

Sounds strange, but my uncle actually has them tattooed on his tummy just below his belly button. See also Animals, Rodents.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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