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What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.


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you just made my day

pooptato on August 27, 2017

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pot(a to s) on December 4, 2017

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anonymous potato on January 8, 2018


Dosen´t that apply to everything?

Tyson on February 13, 2018

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this is the best joke since memes were made

yo'mama on February 14, 2018

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luv dis meme

notexactlyshakespere411 on January 31, 2019

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Please please PLEASE tell me you did NOT put a hamster in your mouth and light it on fire. If you did we gonna have a problem.

Nobody shall know my name on August 12, 2019

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but still... free dinner

potato on August 25, 2019

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Uh oh

Person1234 on February 22, 2020

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im laughing so hard i cant even talk you just made my day bro thanks

Z on April 9, 2020

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I- are you ok?

PoTaTo on May 10, 2020

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