Tyson's Entries

Funny Songs

1. Christmas Minecraft Song.

I have a little dreidel. I made it out of clay. And when it's dry and ready, then, dreidel I shall play.
I have a little dreidel. I made it out of wood. I would spin it round and round, but splinters are no good.
I have a little dreidel. I made in my shanty. I'm going to spin it now CUZ ITS MADE OF TNT!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! See also Christmas.

Added by Tyson on June 11, 2018| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. (Insert Picture of UPS Truck Crashed into House)

Your package has arrived. See also Failures.

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Funny Diseases

3. On a Scale of One to Stepping on a Lego,how Much Pain Are You In?

Added by Tyson on January 26, 2018| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

4. Chuck Norris Built the Hospital He Was Born In.

Added by Tyson on January 26, 2018| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. Do You Have a Date for Valentines Day? Yes,February 14.

Added by Tyson on January 25, 2018| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

6. Tasseled Wobbegong

A type of shark.

Added by Tyson on January 24, 2018| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Unless Life Also Gives You Water and Sugar,your Lemonade is Gonna Suck.

From my hero,Grumpy Cat.

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Funny People

8. Chuck Norris Caught All the Pokemon,from a Phone Line.

Added by Tyson on January 24, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike