RustyMew's Entries

11. The Breatharian Diet

A dieting method that involves eating and drinking a healthy dose of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING every day!

Added by RustyMew on October 25, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

12. Smelly Head

Added by RustyMew on October 20, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

13. Mouth Fart

Or more commonly known as: a burp See also Gross.

Added by RustyMew on October 19, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

14. That Small Bit of Mashed Potatoes That Always Sticks to the Serving Spoon No Matter How Hard You Shake It.

But hey, thats what normal spoons are for, right? See also Annoying.

Added by RustyMew on October 3, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

15. Why Did the Man Go to the Baseball Game?

Because he wanted to. See also Sports.

Added by RustyMew on May 31, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

16. The Emoji Movie

Added by RustyMew on May 31, 2017| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Siri says, "Imagine you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies will each friend get? See, it doesn't make sense. So cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends." See also Math.

Added by RustyMew on April 4, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

18. Who Delivers the Mailman's Mail?

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Funny Things to Do

19. Going to a Fast Food Place and Reciting Big Smoke's Order

I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. See also Video Games.

Added by RustyMew on April 3, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

20. Zoophobia

The fear of animals. For these people, a zoo is like a torture chamber.

Added by RustyMew on March 31, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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