RustyMew's Entries

Funny Sayings

11. Suicide Isn't Funny. These Suicide Jokes Make Me Want to Kill Myself.

See also Ironic.

Added by RustyMew on November 2, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

12. The Breatharian Diet

A dieting method that involves eating and drinking a healthy dose of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING every day!

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Funny Names

13. Smelly Head

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Funny Euphemisms

14. Mouth Fart

Or more commonly known as: a burp See also Gross.

Added by RustyMew on October 19, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

15. That Small Bit of Mashed Potatoes That Always Sticks to the Serving Spoon No Matter How Hard You Shake It.

But hey, thats what normal spoons are for, right? See also Annoying.

Added by RustyMew on October 3, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

16. Why Did the Man Go to the Baseball Game?

Because he wanted to. See also Sports.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

17. The Emoji Movie

Added by RustyMew on May 31, 2017| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

18. What is 0 Divided by 0?

Siri says, "Imagine you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies will each friend get? See, it doesn't make sense. So cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends." See also Math.

Added by RustyMew on April 4, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

19. Who Delivers the Mailman's Mail?

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Funny Things to Do

20. Going to a Fast Food Place and Reciting Big Smoke's Order

I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. See also Video Games.

Added by RustyMew on April 3, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike