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Funny Euphemisms

11. Mouth Fart

Or more commonly known as: a burp See also Gross.

Added by RustyMew on October 19, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

12. That Small Bit of Mashed Potatoes That Always Sticks to the Serving Spoon No Matter How Hard You Shake It.

But hey, thats what normal spoons are for, right? See also Annoying.

Added by RustyMew on October 3, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

13. Why Did the Man Go to the Baseball Game?

Because he wanted to. See also Sports.

Added by RustyMew on May 31, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

14. The Emoji Movie

Added by RustyMew on May 31, 2017| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

15. What is 0 Divided by 0?

Siri says, "Imagine you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies will each friend get? See, it doesn't make sense. So cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends." See also Math.

Added by RustyMew on April 4, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

16. Who Delivers the Mailman's Mail?

Added by RustyMew on April 3, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

17. Going to a Fast Food Place and Reciting Big Smoke's Order

I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. See also Video Games.

Added by RustyMew on April 3, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

18. Heptaphobia

Fear of the number 7. Hey, I can't blame them, 7 DID eat 9.

Added by RustyMew on March 31, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

19. Zoophobia

The fear of animals. For these people, a zoo is like a torture chamber.

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Funny Questions

20. Why is a Finished Building Called a Building? Why Not Call It a Built?

See also Architecture.

Added by RustyMew on March 31, 2017| 2 Comments | 82 people like this You Like This | Unlike