1. Rubber Sheets Shop
No one has to know. See also Bathroom.
3. Leftovers from Parties Eaten Many Hours/Days Later
Bean dip at 10am? Sure, it's still good.
4. This is the Daily Double of Disappointment!
Meaning, "This really sucks!"
Funny Things to Do
5. Renting Movies from the Public Library
Hey, who needs Netflix? See also Library.
6. Oops Upside Your Head
It's really fun to say and makes the person you're saying it to feel like they messed up.
7. There is So Much Cheese On This Pizza It's Insulting
It's funny when nonhuman things are offensive.
8. You Know Who You Look Like...?
No matter what, this never seems to be a compliment.
9. Can You Think of a Worse Idea than Eating a Tuna Sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts?
10. So, Tell Me About Your Hair?
I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.