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Funny Sayings

1. If Your Parents Never Had Children

chances are, you won't too.

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Funny Sayings

2. You Can't Have Everything, Where Would You Put It?

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Funny Sayings

4. I’d Like to Help You out Today. Which Way Did You Come In?

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Funny Sayings

5. When Life Gives You Melons, You Might be Dyslexic

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Funny Advice

6. Life is Like Looking for Your Phone

most of the time it's in your hand.

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Funny Advice

7. Never Let Your Best Friends Get Lonely

keep disturbing them.

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Funny Advice

8. Definition of a Paper Cut:

A tree’s final moment of revenge.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. My Neighbors Were Yelling So Loud at Their Kids to Clean Up Their Room

that out of fear, even I started cleaning my room

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. I Still Remember the Last Words My Grandfather Said Before He Kicked the Bucket...

...he said, "hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Added by person on November 8, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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